All Lies Golf crest PORTLAND, OR All Lies GOLF LEAGUE EST. 2026 All Lies Golf Join the list
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Queer forward golf

All Lies Golf

Coming soon to Portland, OR

I'm starting All Lies for everyone who's ever felt out of place on the green. No country club gatekeeping, no perfect swing required. Wherever your ball lands and whoever you are, you've got a playable lie here.

Join the founding list

We're forming now. Be one of the first on the tee.

Golf's been gatekept. We're done with that.

All Lies is a casual, queer forward golf league forming in Portland, Oregon, built on the idea that the fairway belongs to all of us. Beginners, rusty regulars, and ringers alike, from the east side to Beaverton and Vancouver.

All levels welcome

First timer or every weekend regular, you belong here. Nobody keeps a real scorecard and nobody gives side eye.

Queer forward, open to all

Built by and for the community, and anyone who plays with pride is welcome on the tee.

Low stakes, high fun

Rounds, socials, and a 19th hole drink after. The vibe matters more than the par.

Where we'll play

We're scouting welcoming public courses around the Portland metro, places like Heron Lakes, Colwood, and Glendoveer, with room for driving range hangs and par 3 rounds while we find our footing. East side, Beaverton, and Vancouver folks, you're all included.

Help shape the first season

Only the email is required. The rest helps us build the league you actually want, and it takes about thirty seconds.

How into this are you?
Would you pay to play?
What format sounds right?
What would you play? (pick any)

We'll only ever email you about the league. No spam, and you can leave anytime.

Questions, answered

Wait. All lies?

It's a golf joke and a warm welcome at the same time. A lie is where your ball sits after a shot. Some are good, most of ours aren't, and every single one is welcome here. If you're still wondering, say the name out loud, slowly.

Do I need to be good at golf?

Not even a little. Never picked up a club? Perfect. We're beginner friendly by design, and nobody keeps a real scorecard.

Where in Portland will you play?

Public courses around the metro, plus driving ranges and par 3 courses while we get rolling. Beaverton and Vancouver are in range too.

What will it cost?

Still being decided, which is exactly what the founding list is for. Tell us what feels fair and we'll build something that fits.

How do I join?

Add your email to the founding list above. We'll bring you in as the first season takes shape.